In Defense of the Features Department

Shots have been fired, as they often are in the territorial enclave of local journalism. Those folks at the MoCo Weakly are talking shit again.

This time, they're attacking one of my generales, Mr. Mac McDonald. Something about a trike-riding contest and racing helmets. Stuart Thornton thinks he can beat our GO! Editor.

Not so fast Stuey! (that could be his new nickname) Mac will most certainly prevail, and do so with class and style. In fact, I got five bucks on El General Mac. Who's in?

Yeah, that's what I thought. Gentlemen, start your trycicles! It's on!